1. It has to be a diaryland diary..

2. I read about 15-20 of your entries, so that's the number you've got to have written before you request a review.

3. Pretty designs are always good. I'm not a fan of the Diaryland Templates. You can do better than that.

4. If you hate your review and want to kill me, please tell me in a polite tone by e-mailing me (read the Complaints?-section) and if you have a really good reason for hating my review, I may consider reading your whole diary over again and give you a new review.

5. No link required. I actually do not give a shit whether you link me or not.

6. It might take one week to get the review done, or it might take a year. Don't worry, I'll get to you some day.